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Thursday, 5 June 2008
Fringe date for Star Trek actor
Spock, square fringe and pointy ears - Edinburgh Fringe with play about Dutch guy without ears
School bans Red Bull from grounds
Catholic School says no to Red Bull - Kids are bad enough - No wiiings = no heaven
Ozzy Osbourne wins libel damages
Ozzy sues Daily Mail - 'That's not my buggy' - Wins damages (not brain damages)
Guantanamo 9/11 suspects on trial
Alleged 9/11 mastermind - Waterboarding - Death Penalty - Martyrdom beckons
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