Friday, 6 June 2008

'Gay counselling' call rejected

NI Assembly Member believes Gay people can be 'turned' into heterosexuals. Gay Rights groups tell NI Assembly Member to go 'spin'.

India grounds 'fat' air hostesses

Air India allowed to ground fat air hostesses. Fuel bills drops 20%.

Hints of ‘time before Big Bang’

Scientists hint at previous Universe existing. Big Brother may have bored previous occupants to explode in the Big [Brother] Bang.

Burma hits out at cyclone reports

Burmese Junta accuses own citizens of faking devastation after cyclone. Elvis seen handing out aid too.

Busted pair lose royalties case

Ex bandmates want royalties. Judge disagrees. Busted.

Archbishop skydives for soldiers

Archbishop of York in leap of faith. Brought back to Earth with a bump. Newton proved correct.

Vomiting Australian PM blames pie

Australian PM pukes up. Blames [pukey-pukka?] pie.

New contestants enter BB9 house

BB9 begins - Channel 4 becomes unwatchable again - Preparations for Wimbledon ensue

Surprise Obama-Clinton talks held

Obama has surprise talks with Clinton - Boo! - Vice-Presidency still vacant?

Diplomas 'could spell disaster'

English Diplomas - Spells 'DAMSEL POLISHING'