Thursday, 3 July 2008

Cost of school dinners to rise

Poor nutritional value will lead to obese Welsh children.

'High' Welsh energy bills inquiry

Bills 10% higher because of translation into Welsh language.

Rumbles in bid to lead Lib Dems

Rumbles fumbles in Leadership jumble, after Stephen grumbles and crumbles.

On-the-run skunk Pepe caught out

Wanna buy some Pepe?

Jewish school is cleared of bias

Judge rules it is ok to discriminate for being 'not Jewish enough'.

Google must divulge YouTube log

Watched porn on YouTube, now the judge knows too.

MPs reject above-inflation rises

MPs embarrass greedy Britons by rejecting over-inflation pay rise.

Swinney pledges Pringle support

Buy more (ready salted) Pringles.

Skunk 'psychosis risk' warning

Study warns public over psychotic black and white stinkers on the rampage.

Africa moves to stop fish theft

Steal a fish from a man and he goes without food for a day, steal all the fish and watch him starve to death.

Police 'fear bully accusations'

Sergeants fear PC PCs and the PC who doesn't like PCs.

Scots Lib Dem leader quits post

Claims Holyrood too stressful!