Polygamist leader 'seriously ill'

Looks like the mothers-in-law have found out.

Pledge to reflect Wales on screen

More anti-English programmes urged.

I'm an older Heathcliff, says PM

PM admits he's a domestic abuser, and has ideas of digging up dead lovers.

'New CJD type' discovered in US

President Bush's dementia finally identified.

Anne Robinson banned from driving

You are the weakest driver, goodbye.

Meals take-up rises in primaries

Healthier meals on the up in England, but Scotland still wallows in its obese young.

Robert Downey Jr 'to play Holmes'

Actor chosen for his cocaine habit.

Job shortage for unskilled youths

But the Armed Forces are always looking for recruits.

Moon's interior 'did hold water'

All based on the assumption that they actually travelled to the moon to collect them.

Flock shocked by 'tramp' minister

Congregation lacking any 'Good Samaritans' shamed by imaginative minister.

Sheridan's wife cleared of theft

Gail Sheridan raises a miniature glass to her innocence.