Voyeur lawyer faces fresh charge

Voyeur lawyer in employer annoy-her retrial oh boy-er.

UFO spotted by police helicopter

Aliens hear Sheep in Wales are the best in the Galaxy. Probes ensue.

Abu Hamza loses extradition fight

Hate Cleric sizes up an orange jumpsuit after failed bid to stay in cushy British Jails.

Accused made bombs 'while bored'

The Devil makes work for idle racist Nazi sympathisers.

One-on-one to boost maths skills

One-on-One is two.

EU to lift sanctions against Cuba

EU ministers want a good smoke and that perfect Cuba Libre.

US probes teen 'pregnancy pact'

Speculum exam finds seventeen babies - now that's packed.

Media doctor guilty of disrepute

Dr Raj Persaud looks back at his career from the edge of the abyss.

Winehouse 'still hopes to sing'

Cocaine-induced heart block breaks your heart. Something to sing about perhaps.

Ronaldo to announce future plans

The Winker set to announce dive from Man Utd.