Arrest after £1m cannabis seizure

Drug grower unlucky to have an arrest and a seizure.

Biometrics picks up the penguins

Suicide bombing penguins targeted in latest anti-terrorism drive.

Drug approval for NHS to speed up

Amy Winehouse punches the air in happiness.

Labour donor says Brown must go

Donor says it's time to flush the big brownie.

Mugabe is sworn in for sixth term

Mugabe n.
A ruler or governor whose word is law; an absolute ruler of a state. a. orig. The appellation of a chief magistrate invested with absolute authority, elected in seasons of emergency by the Romans, and by other Italian states.

Dictator n.
Self-proclaimed saviour of Zimbabwe.