McFly announce new album giveaway

McFly join the bandwagon of freebie albums. Spot the next Number One.

Postman abduction reward offered

"You can have him back when you deliver my mail." reads note.

Figures show hospital drink cases

Scots' pub crawls end in A & E.

Taxi drivers hail skills course

Skills include map reading, choosing the quickest route, learning what a red light is and honesty.

Met bans stalkers from Wimbledon

Cliff Richards told to stay away from Wimbledon.

Leslie quizzed on rape allegation

New game show on ITV launched: 'Consent or No Consent?'

Boy George denied visa for tour

Singer told to pay in cash, no credit cards allowed.

Fogle searches for Pole companion

Ben Fogle finally comes out of the closet.

Winehouse begins gig rehearsals

Gig v. to snort cocaine.

'Snub' for healthy school meals

Scotland's youth to suffer a premature death due to strokes, heart attacks and complications of diabetes.

Lifelike dummy for medic training

Medical School cuts in funding leads students to be taught my dummies.

McConnell urged to quit Holyrood

Scotland tries to offload the McConnell embarrassment.

Sir Alan mulls over mayoral bid

Sugar thinks he can make some money from London.

Speeding comic avoids driving ban

Even on Top Gear he could drive.

Man guilty of having 13 in Volvo

Man has more passengers than his IQ.